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Wysłany: 19-04-2011, 11:26 You Know You Are Addicted to PSP When...
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You Know You Are Addicted to PSP When...
•When you look at every greeting card as a possible tag.
•When you buy a new coat, and tell wholesale electronics others it's your new Raster Layer.
•When you see a frown on someone's face & you tell them to put a bezier curve on.
•When you sign papers and you are android tablet frantically looking for your tag to put on them.
•When you tell people you put on your gem tubes instead of your earrings.
•When you can tell what fonts are being used in TV commercials.
•When other women complain ebook reader of PMS you think of PSP.
•When you look at pictures on people's walls and think "I could have put a better frame on them than that!"
•When you phone your local hospital to find out if they offer a PSP "block" support group.
•When your idea of "marching ants" differs from the little columns of black insects roving through your kitchen. starzmart
•When you go to the paint store baby monitors and ask where the "custom" brushes are.
•When you think it would be so much easier to flood fill your walls instead of painting them.
•When the word "challenge" makes you instantly look for a picture at the end of the sentence.
•When you are in the hot sun you mini netbook for sale look around you for a drop shadow to sit under.
•When your boss gives you a new assignment and you ask if there is a tutorial for it. |
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Wysłany: 19-04-2011, 11:27 Where Do Delete Characters Go?
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Where Do Delete Characters Go?
QUESTION: Where do the characters go when I use my backspace or delete them on my PC?
ANSWER: The characters go to different wholesale electronics supplier places, depending on whom you ask:
•The Catholic Church's approach to characters: The nice characters go to Heaven, where they are bathed in the light of happiness. The naughty android tablet pc characters are punished for their sins. Naughty characters are those involved in the creation of naughty words, such as "breast," "sex" and "contraception."
•The Buddhist explanation: If a character has lived cheap ebook reader rightly, and its karma is good, then after it has been deleted it will be reincarnated as a different, higher character. Those funny characters above the numbers on your keyboard will become numbers, numbers will become letters, and lower-case letters baby monitors will become upper-case. starzmart
•The 20th-century bitter cynical nihilist explanation: Who cares? It doesn't really matter if they're on the page, deleted, undeleted, underlined, etc. It's all the same.
•The Mac user's explanation: All the netbook bag characters written on a PC and then deleted go to straight to PC hell. If you're using a PC, you can probably see the deleted characters, because you're in PC hell also. |
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Wysłany: 19-04-2011, 11:28 while wearing a MINK, you pig
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while wearing a MINK, you pig
•Stephen King's explanation: Every time you hit the (Del) key you unleash a tiny monster inside the cursor, who tears the poor unsuspecting wholesale supplier characters to shreds, drinks their blood, then eats them, bones and all. Hah, hah, hah!
•Dave Barry's explanation: The deleted wholesale android tablet characters are shipped to Battle Creek, Michigan, where they're made into Pop-Tart filling; this explains why Pop-Tarts are so flammable, while cheap imitations are not flammable. I'm not best ebook reader making this up. starzmart
•IBM's explanation: The characters are not real. They exist only on the screen when they are needed, as concepts, so to delete them is merely to video baby monitors de-conceptualize them. Get a life.
•PETA's (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) explanation: You've been DELETING them??? Can't you hear them SCREAMING??? Why don't netbook battery you go CLUB some BABY SEALS while wearing a MINK, you pig!!!! |
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