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A brave defender from the rolling hills of the Sacred Lands, this archan (plushie) will protect you from any ferocious (plushie) evils you may face throughout all of (plushie) Subeta.

Archan Plushie.

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Defect Plushie:
A plushie of Subeta's talented web designer! When you hug him, he says, "I love Macs!"

[Irian]

Something Light Colored Sofa
I can't for the life of me remember what that bloody colour is called. Not white wine, not oyster... bah! I'm gonna go with white wine and if you can think of a better name... be my guest! Oh... and sorry, I called them all sofas because that's what we call couches over here. ^.^; A regular comfy sofa with two free squishy cushions! Ingredients: 10% fabric, 10% wooden framework, 80% pencil shavings.

Chyba mój ulubiony opis itemka. :D

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Bleak Issue 1
This is a very dark, dank and indeed, bleak magazine. Reading it may make your dark life in your black, mournful room of sorrow a little more bearable. Features a section of goth poetry.

Field Montre Beanbag
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, which is the fairest beanbag of them all?

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Anxe:
Anxe are very depressed and anti-social creatures...they prefer just to sit alone...in the dark...

Dark Matter Aerie Beanbag
Fresh from the beanbag factory, a brand new, full size, maximum comfort, extra stuffing, optional head and arm rest Darkmatter Aerie Beanbag! (Caution: Sitting on the Darkmatter may cause unpleasant side effects.)

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Red Dragon Plushie:
If you have trouble handling real dragons, maybe this plushie will be a better choice for you. Guaranteed not to eat your family or burn down your house!

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The Joys of Bra Collecting:
This entire novel was written by our resident collecter, The Wizard.

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Bloodred Pigeon Plushie
Aww look, a friendly pigeon! Wait... Owww, my eyes! Its pecking out my eyes!!! x_x

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Geek Glasses
Youll be SO popular when you put on a pair of THESE bad boys! Actually, youll probably get pummled by large football players falsely labeling you a nerd. Its geek, you fools! GEEK! Get it RIGHT!

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Boiled Fish
Poor thing, boiled in his own bowl.. It used to be a pretty goldfish. Now it is al red and burned.. poor thing. You can still use it as a minion though. It's silent, doesnt need food.. only fresh water every now and then.

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Magnus Plushie:
Rawr, the magnus plushie has a little button on it! When you push it, it walks about roaring with plushified-anger!

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Old Wizard School Book Tape
This incredibly long tape tells us the heartwarming story of a young wizard going through school, in a non-copyright infringing way.